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In a little over a week The Presidents Cup captains will be making their wild card picks, so the Mole’s been doing some thinking and reckons that if the choice was left to him, TV ratings would soar.
But first, who is really going to be on the team? Here’s the Mole’s best guess: American team
- Hunter Mahan because Freddie Couples has pretty much said he’s in the team, so it’s not a difficult call.
- Lucas Glover because it just can’t hurt to have an extra Major winner in the team. (Yes, he’s the guy who won the US Open.)
International team
- Rory Sabbatini would have automatically been part of the team if he hadn’t been ‘Yanged’ in the PGA. He’s also a good choice just to speed up play, and may be quite useful if things get a bit physical at the clubhouse.
- In keeping with the nepotistic tradition of The Presidents Cup, you’d have to guess Mathew Goggin will be top of Norman’s list.
PS The Mole thought Adam Scott was a shoo-in, but apparently he has other things on his mind at the moment (ie Ana Ivanovic). Who can blame him? But those choices may not really make for sensational TV viewing, so the Mole thinks the captains should be a bit braver in their choice: American team
- For purely psychological reasons The Wild Thing has to be in the team – just imagine being the guy who lost to John Daly in The Presidents Cup! The pressure on whoever plays against Big John will be huge. It may also be useful to get Daly involved in the outfit committee. The Mole would love to see Tiger in Daly pants! And, of course, TV ratings would soar – so would beer sales – and middle America would actually tune into The Presidents Cup for a change.
- Tom Watson. Really, need the Mole say more?
International team
- Gary Player – because he says so.
- Currently sitting in 75th place, there couldn’t be a braver selection than the Boksburg bomber, Hennie Otto.
Finally, if the sky was the limit, the Mole’s pics for a marketing dream team: American team
- Michelle Wie. She’s desperately wanted to play on the men’s tour, why not give her the chance?
- Barack Obama. He’s a phone call away from nuclear war with North Korea at any given moment – talk about pressure – so you’d have to back him with a three-foot putt to win the cup. Heck, throw in the governor of California, Arnold Schwarzenegger as caddie, and you’ve got a winning team.
International team
- Caster Semenya – just because it will shut up Julius Malema for once. And can you imagine Caster in a playoff against Tiger? Talk about a media sensation.
- Ryo Ishikawa. If the Far East is the new prince of golf, this would certainly make a statement.
So the Mole’s gone out on a limb – if you were making the wild card picks, who would you choose?
Reader comments: (21)
god made her
if caster semenya feels she is a she then be it so .she is a she nothing else. you cannot compare her to tiger. its golf we talking about after all god made all of us the way we are. no one is perfect
posted by: pete on 2009/09/10
hmmm
i take it there was no pun intended there,nice one Tim, also, lighten up guys, people need a laugh once in a while.....
posted by: Pat on 2009/09/01
AMERICAN TV
Ernies best of the year,and all we saw whas tiger,bad American tv
posted by: Peter on 2009/09/01
Keep it clean
Please refrain from swearing in your comments. Any inappropriate comments will be deleted. Many thanks
posted by: Webmaster on 2009/09/01
Get a life
All you people out there that is against the mole.GET A LIFE
posted by: Gerhard on 2009/09/01
lighten up!!!!
have a laugh or not whatever the case is and get over it.put hennie otto with Rory Sabbatini,if they dont get on we will be treated to a boxing match as well
posted by: ian on 2009/09/01
Pres Cup
Seems some people have lost their sense of humour. Glad to see some light hearted stuff written. God knows we need it! Would love to see JD in the team.
posted by: Jade Smit, Durbs on 2009/09/01
Caster?
You mean Costa..?
posted by: Petros on 2009/08/31
great humour
I enjoyed the read all in good fun
posted by: fred on 2009/08/31
Have They got the guts?
Have they got the guts to put Daly in?
posted by: Theo on 2009/08/31
Caster - joke
Life is so serious - why can't these other readers see the funny side of things? Very sad - keep the humour rolling in!
posted by: Ian - PE on 2009/08/31
Time to go by-by
The mole is the most infantile little a***hole. Time to cancel my subscriptions all round.
posted by: Brian on 2009/08/31
Back to basics
Between the Mole and the White Tiger you guys have lost the plot.unhelful journalism
posted by: tony on 2009/08/31
...right on the green ...
Tim you are a smart cat...like a cheap hotel...no ballroom for dancing...!
posted by: peet on 2009/08/31
Caster
A sick joke !
posted by: Peter on 2009/08/31
leave Tiger out of the team ( s ) !
Please hope Tiger is not part of the President's cup. That way, we may even see some shots by the other 23 players in the field !Amarican TV sucks !!
posted by: henk on 2009/08/31
Caster Semenya
I think you have gone out of golf a bit,leave Castor out of this and concentrate on golf.Are you confriming that she is a he if you put him against Tiger.I think you have lost the humour here.Lets stick to golf,do golf,not politics like an ex south african living in Australia.I support your magazine and I find this particular issue distasteful
posted by: Jabu on 2009/08/31
Wild thing!!!!!!
John Daly should definitely be there, how much fun does he not bring to golf?
posted by: JJ on 2009/08/31
Pity
Pity Matt doesn't have a sense of humor. Id' go for Natalie gulbis. :)
posted by: deon devilliers on 2009/08/31
Compleat
Drivel!
posted by: Matt on 2009/08/31
Hmmm
Not sure whether Caster Semenya has the balls to take on Tiger... (Sorry, couldn't resist!)
posted by: Tim on 2009/08/31
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